Well, it’s either the most magnificent single of all time or a towering camp folly. Obviously not the former if it can only sashay to No.9 on this chart, but every year it edges closer. Distance brings it classic status. Billy MacKenzie’s swooping vocal flirts with the correct tune and the cascading keyboards try to keep up, all the while carrying the record to its wailing, ecstatic crescendo. It’s all rather understated.

So, does this Junior party fear two? So what if she does? She has almost a whole year to wait.

Yep, she had her first birthday last Monday. We’ve been celebrating ever since.