A gruesome horror story, this – “Remember me, I’m the one who had your baby’s eyes”. Sickening stuff, but an irresistible and barrier-busting record. I mean, everyone loved it. The streets, bars and clubs vibrated to people stuttering “ging-gi-ga-ging-gi-gi-ging-ga-ging” or whatever. It was everywhere.

Can’t tell you much about the record’s provenance, who the Blue Boy was or anything. Well, I could if I researched it, but let’s leave it at it being a Marlena Shaw sample and a subtle yet propulsive Sure Is Pure remix. What more do you need?

Junior wigged out so hard, she hit her chin on the coffee table.