[9] R Kelly, ‘Ignition (Remix)’

Ignition

For the purposes of this blog picture, we’ll take “ignition” to signify the means by which one starts up one’s chosen mode of transport. After all, R Kelly wouldn’t want us to get bogged down in innuendo now, would he? Nor extended metaphor. Still an A-grade nutpiece, smoothly does it here, as R gives R&B slow jamz a good name. ‘Ignition’ sparkles, lithe and lewd – if “not trying to be rude” – boasting not an ounce of fat as it sticks around just long enough to leave you in the hotel lobby, weighing up your options.

Junior says: “It doesn’t make sense!” No doubt it will one day. Sort of.

Best bit: “Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce…”

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