The most alarming thing about this is Junior 2 knows all of Iggy Azalea’s rap. Second most alarming thing is that this is Iggy’s second appearance on our chart, and Junior knows this, pointing out that she’s “rapping in that other song”. I suppose when you butcher your vowels quite like that, you’re pretty unmistakable.
For the girls, Ariana Grande is fairly anonymous – and however great her voice is, however good she looks, however ubiquitous on our screens (telly or otherwise) she is, that’s Grande all the way. Star quality isn’t everyone saying you’re a star. Still, ‘Problem’ has balls and what we’re obliged to call ‘sass’. Because it has horns, basically. Funky sass. Free your mind and your sass will follow.